dad melted the chinese so i haven’t had dinner
okay this was badly worded my dad has not committed genocide repeat there was no genocide involved
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dad melted the chinese so i haven’t had dinner
okay this was badly worded my dad has not committed genocide repeat there was no genocide involved
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The four sweethearts at the end of that Jimmy Kimmel segment I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy.
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Katy Perry about Russell Brand.
Katy :(
this is literally the saddest thing ive ever seen on tumblr ):
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I have to admit, I’m quite worried about going to university.
New friends, new teachers, new places… I don’t really want to leave at all. I’d rather stay on at HR, where the people around me are really people whom I’ve grown up with. Going to university… it’s a scary concept.